In a moment of grand clarity, I sewed the ends of my in-progress sleeves shut before I tipped my jumper upside down to start knitting the bottom ribbing. Now all the attached sleeve yarns (4 balls) are safely stuffed inside the body, + I don’t have to worry about tangling five balls of yarn.
![The body and partially constructed sleeve of a jumper worked in Tunisian crochet. The body is brown and the sleeve is dark green. The end of the sleeve has been sewn shut with a length of contrast yarn and large running stitches.](https://garaksapprentice.micro.blog/uploads/2024/2b99212d8f.jpg)
Love this. Rewilding species does so much to help climate change. It stabilises ecologies and (don’t overlook this) it shows people that we CAN have a positive impact.
Trying to find actually medieval, actually from the 14-15th century, pictures of seahorses is surprisingly difficult. ‘Seahorse’ gives you too much new/fantasy stuff, ‘hippocamp’ gives you stuff about brains. Ugh.
I just want something plausible I can embroider onto my wool cotehardie a bunch.
Broke: I got a CT scan on my sinuses. Gotta wait for the results.
Woke: I got my head examined.
Bespoke: The eldritch machine has tested me. I do not yet know if I have been granted its favour.
Turns out that several years of recorder practice does not, in fact, make it easier to play the tin whistle. Damn fingerings are close enough that muscle memory takes over at exactly the wrong point in the tune and then everybody is sad. 🎵
Dammit chicken, I’m all for supporting gender exploration, but we really, really don’t need a rooster. It’s fine. Stop trying to crow.
![An orange chicken stands inside a mulched run with her neck stretched up. She is looking off the the side at something out of frame.](https://garaksapprentice.micro.blog/uploads/2024/b1c2ba3c1f.jpg)
OK so I knew that “traditional” Irish tartans weren’t a thing, but I didn’t know people had started claiming Wales had “traditional” tartans as well. Thanks go to Jimmy the Welsh Viking for the info. (Video: www.youtube.com/watch)
“Identity is something very personal, and people attach important meanings to the terms they use to describe themselves… Understanding transgender history contextualises why people use particular terms and can affirm people’s identities while acknowledging why the preferred language has evolved.” 📖
![The cover of a book titled “Transgender Australia: A History Since 1910” by Noah Riseman. The words “Transgender Australia” are in the colours of the trans pride flag. The subtitle is in dark pink and the author’s name is white. The cover background is bright yellow.](https://garaksapprentice.micro.blog/uploads/2024/f704a4a274.jpg)
Finished Reacher S02 last night and wow, it lives up to the first season. The dialogue is fantastic, the whole thing is as much a character study as a murder mystery. Also loving the casual ace rep from Neagley, and Dixon going after what she wants unsubtley and directly. 📺
And so, having played with a few different fibres to get the feel of things, it’s time to put these bad boys through their paces. A hand distaff full of alpaca should do nicely. I did a load of this while testing and got over two hour’s worth of spinning from it, a whole distaff will last a while!
![Two wool combs, a hand distaff, and a small plastic bag full of beige fibre sit on a glass table.](https://garaksapprentice.micro.blog/uploads/2024/065498574c.jpg)
We have breached self-imposed containment and made it all the way onto the lawn. I rewarded this great display of bravery with scratch mix, and distracted Her Grumpiness so she didn’t chase them all off on principle. #chickenupdate
![Four large black chickens are pecking at grain on a sunny lawn.](https://garaksapprentice.micro.blog/uploads/2024/15e2b27481.jpg)
Me: I don’t like horror Also me: raved about Camp Damascus for a week straight won’t shut up about A House With Good Bones or What Moves The Dead is still internally vibrating from The Locked Tomb
I… may have reassess my reading preferences.
The nice thing about pirate shirts is that they go with basically everything, including modern denim and medieval belt pouches. (I made the shirt including weaving the trim, jeans are commercial and belt pouch came from a re-enactor friend.)
![A selfie of a white person taken in a long, narrow mirror. Their face is obscured by their phone. They are wearing a light green pirate shirt with rainbow trim on the neck slit. It is tucked into mid-blue denim jeans and blouses at the belt line. There is a black leather kidney pouch at their belt. End ID.](https://garaksapprentice.micro.blog/uploads/2024/a126560710.jpg)
OK, this makes me very happy. 179 turtles in total have been bred by the zoo and released back into their native river. www.abc.net.au/news/2024…
I have had my new wool combs for less than 24 hours and they have already tasted flesh. (It was entirely user error, but they didn’t miss their chance to show me who’s boss in this relationship.)
It’s OK, I still love them. They’re still less violent than the chickens.
![A close up of a white person's left thumb. There are two short, fresh scratches, with raised red edges, on the side. End ID.](https://garaksapprentice.micro.blog/uploads/2024/25eb4329be.jpg)
If you like reading about historical clothing and the people who made it, the book “Labour of the Stitch: The Making and Remaking of Fashionable Georgian Dress” is free to read/download until April 12: www.cambridge.org/core/elem…
Just about finished reading Fibershed by Rebecca Burgess and Courtney White - full review coming later - and whew. This book packs a lot into its 289 pages.
It doesn’t shy away from the bleak history of mass textile production, but it doesn’t leave you drowning in despair either. In fact it paints a bright, hopeful picture of how community-based groups can - and already are - building resilient, regenerative local systems that bring textile production back into our local regions, without all the toxic gunk that mass manufacturers depend on. (Seriously. There’s an “Ingredients to Watch” section in the appendices. By the end of it I was all “Great! Everything is an endocrine disruptor!")
<img src=“https://garaksapprentice.micro.blog/uploads/2024/fibreshed-book.webp" width=“420” height=“600” alt=“The cover of a book titled “Fibershed: Growing a Movement of Farmers, Fashion Activists, and Makers for a New Textile Economy”. It shows a white woman standing facing the camera. She is holding a large pile of folded, handwoven textiles. The bottom half of her face is obscured by the textiles. She is wearing handknit, brown leggings and a grey, handknit cardigan.">
Sewing Zero Waste Culottes from The Craft of Clothes
Zero Waste Culottes From The Craft of Clothes
Behold! Fancy pants!
![A pair of dark red culottes, being modelled by a white person with dark hair. The culottes are knee length and high waisted. There is decorative purple topstitching along the front leg panels. The waistband is plain except for two black plastic snaps holding it closed.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvjbHh64j4e_GytywawZc2_x2ZiL5KUtIeSzZHAcoavP3-VcgvGmR2yU0Ag_1oOimqekJqETS443LDR7Drljd45AEeLsBggmYfF-A4rTVsquNIiXuhIrbe8BLJaSBMksfqctK5fIT2BWjNO5DaJQtUXFkx47nAkdHIx1exzVvujwgezIN5ddN2yrlcsQo/w286-h400/IMG_6543.jpeg)
The pattern for these pants was one of my Christmas gifts. It comes from Liz at The Craft of Clothes, a zero-waste designer. I've really gravitated towards self-drafting and zero-waste sewing in the last couple of years, and this pattern has been on my list for a good six months, so I was excited to get into it.
Drafting
The first step (after reading the pattern through twice) is drafting the pattern pieces.
![A large glass table holds an iPad with a set of instructions open on it, and equipment for drafting clothing patterns. A long roll of construction paper lays across the width of the table and is held down at one end with a craft cutting mat. There are long, straight pencil lines drawn on the paper. A quilter's ruler and a pencil lay across the pattern in progress. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ3TiCoxP-H11_MCarEkU3_BAwEsBmngcM1EMmKjJlZYHEJ-YZuphiTZog4r6Wi8gVtN4vQf6R5T7selcoeftmWG3RpCwMlf9OxFrpM4hBdDnhH5fpjjwhdCS41Yv_Avp6CF2M4K-rGd5MylABEd4fFRwNwpF5yGGs-xq6CIFZyeaCGYydTU7klq89ENc/w400-h300/IMG_6397.jpeg)
My biggest starting hurdle was deciphering "the culottes are designed to sit on your waist" when choosing the correct pattern size. Most designers consider "the waist" to be the teapot - that is, the true waist. (It's easiest to find if you bend to the side and stick your hand in the crease - like you're singing "I'm a little teapot".) But some consider belly button height to be "the waist". I generally wear my pants at the latter height, and there's a good 2" circumference difference between those two for me.
I eventually decided to call my belly button my waist, on the grounds that that's where I prefer to wear my pants. It's also easier to take seams in than out, if I guessed wrong.
Decisions over, it was smooth sailing from there. Pattern drafting is not a technically difficult process, as long as you have good instructions, and Liz's patterns definitely fit that bill. But there's a lot of attention to detail required to make sure the end result is good. That sort of thing always makes me nervous. Fortunately there was only two pattern pieces to draft, and they're 98% straight lines and based off rectangles.
Interestingly, this is the first zero-waste pattern I've tried that has you draft pattern pieces to use. The others I've seen (most by the creator of this pattern - our library had a copy of her book, Zero Waste Sewing) have had you draw directly on your piece of fabric to create the layout. (In fairness, I didn't have to draft my own pieces. The pattern came with the option of self-drafting, printing on A4, or printing on A0.)
I much prefer the direct-draw method to faffing about with pattern pieces. But given that this pattern is designed to have the pieces tesselate, having a set of physical pattern pieces does make more sense. It's also got me wondering if I could successfully make a pair out of old jeans legs, using one leg per pattern piece. But then, I'm always looking for ways to use up my denim pile...
Sewing
I prefer structure rather than flow in my butt coverings, so I was somewhat limited in my fabric choices for this first pair. (I know the fabric I really want to use, but I am being a sensible apprentice and trying things out on a nice-but-less-hideously-expensive fabric first.) Most of my stash acquisition has focused on stuff for shirts, since I wear those out faster than pants. I eventually settled on this nice brick red, 100% cotton, table cloth.
![A large red piece of fabric is draped over an unseen structure in a grassy back yard. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVnK4SE3fTz1FjKnL5uW64ealPpD8ger35WrLy3OFim2kgbyw5VRkjVBwdoohzc9cjNWteMA9HAzM9JKI0TiYBXIFr5-E8vhHkw48isnhowH4z1ReToTzQECyBy94qDF72WaxZIz2RZSZe9SdjSe_z5GGfu-dtXaEIDFexaEBg3OdBR_tSFxlq-Wv0g_w/w400-h300/IMG_6398.jpeg)
The picture is suffering from sun exposure. It's nowhere near this bright in person.
I laid out the pieces and huzzah! The fabric was just big enough! ... But only if I unpicked the hems (they're monsters, a full 3 cm/1.2" each side) and ironed them flat first. Thus, it was time for a marathon unpicking and ironing session.
After that was done, I checked the pattern fit again. Huzzah! I had enough space for all the pattern pieces, and not very much scrap left over once I'd cut them all out. (Of course, it was late and I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have been, so I didn't add an extra inch when I was forced to cut the waistband in two pieces. There was enough extra fabric that this was only an annoyance and not a complete disaster.)
![A large piece of dark red fabric, folded in half, is laid out on a wooden floor. Two large pattern pieces lie on top of it, almost covering the entire fabric in view. There is about 3 inches of fabric showing at the top of the pattern pieces, and about four and a half inches along the right sides where the selvedges of the fabric can be seen. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6w6D3gaaMZR_huTiSB-IO7lgk1dsMwF3WWUDGamnJnqr-uiJ-xnWRM1VAMMLKkpS9tAcOn5rE11vieelQ2bpOYXx_eukxJqjcN34-lx4Ywgo7blLOfVrP8dgEvOgeROrHXFuL7yXPjq1JN_-ElKiRBVKMyEmZcDJ7L9no0MQMmVr3JZq2en1d-Cq2eZs/w400-h400/IMG_6409.jpeg)
The fabric at the top is scrap. All but a few inches of the stuff on the right became waist bands and plackets.
Sewing was a fairly straightforward exercise, though it required enough brainpower that I completely forgot to take any progress shots as I went. Almost every step of the pattern comes with a diagram to show you what to do, which helped me immensely. So did having the seam allowances specified at each point, as there's three different ones used in different places.
That's not to say I didn't screw up, of course. While sewing the crotch seam, I somehow managed to close up the front of the pants entirely and leave a gap for the placket open at the back. (That will teach me not to double check the direction the pockets are facing before I pin and sew that seam. Maybe.)
I also made a highly decorative and completely awful to sew with choice for topstitching thread, which I quickly became too stubborn to stop using. So the topstitching is, uh, not great. But it is purple and sparkly, and if I'd had any sense at all I would have left it til last (or even done some sort of hand embroidery with it).
![a close up of dark red fabric with a line of decorative topstitching running along a seam. The topstitching is done in a sparkly, dark purple thread using a ~4mm stitch. There are several places where the thread has broken and had to be re-sewn. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-o9iThbgOIE9RTUB9wyvCQL6t_4be2A-LxIT5ek2kWdBRa_L1SA-nGNdbll024fl7AkNcijtLiW2olinjUyQS9qVWXHWTT_VKdUFCYlZsT7LDlKzVgwXBt6kDPK9MixzLFJjXGVejtYvRUn7tjcS1hOZyJ4VIXdJ12URxuoLUtynF85ALPuH7MA6H3EY/w400-h300/IMG_6699.jpeg)
I was tricked by the first line of stitching being so easy. LIES. It was all lies.
Why should I have left it til last? Because it turns out that the culottes are, in fact, designed to sit on one's true waist. Which meant I had a two inch difference between what I needed to fit me, and what the waist measurement was. If I hadn't top stitched the panels, I could have simply ran another line of stitching down the seams that didn't have pockets in the way, and taken the waist in without much fuss or bother. Unfortunately, I didn't do that, so I was left with two choices.
- Take out the topstitching and take in all the panels, bitching and moaning about the effort I went to and the number of times the topstitch thread broke while I was sewing the stupid sparkly goodness onto things.
- Work out how to take the waist in by the necessary two inches, using only the crotch seam and maybe some darts or pleats or something.
Choice #1 would have been the logical, rational decision, so of course I went with option #2.
An hour and change of basting, pinning and unpinning the waistband, and completely forgetting how seam allowances work later, I managed to get a fit I was happy enough with. I ended up grading in a dart-like object at the centre back. (If I decide later that I'm not happy with the fit after all, I'll try out the modification for adding elastic to the back waistband that the pattern also includes. Probably while questioning my life choices and lamenting the amount of time I spend with a seam ripper in hand.)
![a close up of the seam in the centre back of a pair of dark red culottes. The fabric has been overlocked along the edge and there is a line of straight stitching 1.5 cm from the edge. There is another line of stitching that starts 7.5cm in from the edge underneath the waistband. It travels down 25 cm, tapering into the first stitching line at the bottom. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnWam7f2QjkNQTDrMEBaZpu8LruKxBNQUN_onJuAUk5mhba6-gE8k4KjnjcC0urKtYdiXqfbUe3eg3r2z9E5w0SCLt_J6uPBjBUrSiUaHlfTRlN3uSiHDDE8OovLRelyEX1pqxPoq00gRi32oj404jai2pOOQk4UMxNq2v8-zKsK_0gUPkdL621Z3NBwc/w300-h400/IMG_6700.jpeg)
The original stitching line is in blue, the new one is in black.
After all that fitting woe, I wasn't in the mood to try buttonholes (my good machine, the one with the automatic buttonholer, is currently out of action). Instead I dove into my snap stash to close the placket.
![a close up of the placket and the snaps used to close it. The placket fabric is bright red with large skulls on it. The snaps are lavender. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHTOnNQ8RnK4QrUkFzO9iQBUI_orq8Q6ffg-WUNaix6rYZlIkPgnQrJsQSQFNERZaiMZk5N-5wewyC_QwWnawCkUhaqCdWwYZXW98fSnrINaqPjLKcCquYk0ANXOrC8WXXB7Fzw49VFCgLDP5IkhcDNjYy9nsj9pu_9y4fEhjJ3u196l-3togJnk2VWtE/w400-h300/IMG_6702.jpeg)
I love using bright, vivid colours for inner details. It's the sewing equivalent of wearing leopard print underwear.
A nice bonus of using the snaps is that I could put them through just the placket, leaving the fly front clean. This did make the placket pull slightly when I'm wearing the pants, exposing a trace of bright red. I fixed that by invisibly whip-stitching through the placket and outer fabric to hold everything in place. Next time I'll also double check the understitching, and topstitch the edge if needed, before installing the snaps.
Field Test and Adjustments
Trying stuff on as you go is all well and good, but nothing tells you what you really need to fix like being out in the field. I quickly discovered several things:
- The waistband needs serious help to stay where it's supposed to be. Which, y'know, I did make a size larger than I should have. This was not surprising.
- The crotch needs to either drop a wee bit or (preferably) rise a couple of inches. The latter will likely spoil the skirt-effect somewhat, but it will be far more comfortable for my legs.
- I need a loop on the waistband to hold my keys.
For the waist woes, I had a few choices - 1) belt loops, 2) suspenders, or 3) add elastic to the back waistband. Belt loops are fiddly to make and sew on, but would solve the key-hanging issue. Suspenders technically wouldn't need any sewing changes, but the clip-on style are notorious for pulling off when you're doing things. And while the pattern includes instructions for adding elastic to the waistband, I wasn't confident it would do the job I wanted (I stick a fair amount of junk in my pockets and elastic can't always cope with the weight).
After some dithering, I went with the suspender option for this pair. I like the look of them, and the "floating" effect they give when they pull the waistband a bit above where gravity wants it to sit is extremely comfortable. But I didn't want to deal with clips always popping off. So I indulged in a quick side-quest of improving my suspenders, then sewed buttons into the waistband of the culottes.
![The end of a pair of clip-on, rainbow elastic suspenders. The clip has been removed, leaving the wire that attached it to the elastic. The wire has been bent so that the ends that were holding the clip in place overlap each other. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkmj5Sm0-bwrN7Ui2F3GjniihbcPrRuI_ahf_3KE90vdyJxAnu2idflWR6ueyuadpJbiABjYPJtKG4Wrp5IBfP3bB3AzthAmMLSM2yy3G3y3wggViQGeWvlrdTCRVh59rPY7SGwKf5w8ZAjDOXy3hOseLu_E-_ztqhErI6Rw2GK_KPmgsWBAAoyzam8-Y/w300-h400/IMG_6488.jpeg)
This used to hold the clips, but the wire was easy to bend flat with needle-nose pliers.
![The ends of two suspender straps sit side by side on a wooden table. They have had tabs of black cloth sewn onto the ends. There is a hand-sewn buttonhole done in thick cream thread on each cloth tab. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ-QfpDclLD-7TC0ojx25pzQcRIQ4butBpMliTYWYRffOWtRvV9oUoyEC92vskUxvTByqKg_24oGd7o_h92bOYSxoNlNiSgR8NVNXV_OwofrNNSf7hQ77vl4XixsUDv1tsxcbqVUXFpMo-kD7uCEaqulWwilVLs03d8yb4IcVKPBG98RQ2AOuc-cKZQFQ/w400-h300/IMG_6499.jpeg)
Gee, I wonder which buttonhole I did first?
Fashion Show
Overall, I'm quite happy with how it all came together. I'll definitely be making at least two more pairs - the "men's" version (less flare in the hems), likely out of recycled denim, and a pair in heavyweight stash linen.
![The back of a pair of red culottes, worn by a white person. They are attached to rainbow suspenders. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinY8MI_8aLT_XjienEkgww2YEILnW8NEvk8zPAhIJSonv_U6TS2HBepW8LyTTRn5H1GnkmbM2RycRvpa8pdMctaaFm-cyqs7lvY1Bkf_NffrKS6jm7RmqyAqhCSzrtK8FR2lR64t9rtC5dewKqTQfH_uwuP191L48bcyPqC3y-T1c7SBotG3uy7-vZDEA/w320-h400/IMG_6565.jpeg)
The back panel adjustment is basically unnoticeable.
![A white person with dark hair models a pair of knee length, red culottes. They are standing on one leg, with the other raised to hip height with the knee bent, to show the range of motion allowed by the culottes. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga8VlYWlyNmlDpgX_namD_jtSgL0F9jnOOUllZ8k1eu2tqjxOXeX_vp0feDgbgqYflfFjcTZRKa_1yF3LeEoAd7QuaplsOsc_G5RJTprkDLJQy8XWk8ga4UaC7CW4Vri2AWEPCpoJvd3DEtj8d9wAfCl-srJCuR5X3cuqMGIFOHWoNNSMRp9Z7RCHg-BE/w300-h400/IMG_6582.jpeg)
They have great range of movement - maybe I need to make a workout pair?
![a close up of a pair of red culottes being held up with rainbow suspenders. A set of keys is clipped onto the the suspenders just above the waistband of the culottes. End ID.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKgVqZqEqhN3sriG5-kTG4sepDOTfIjVp387B87ymtJYiYBJfgLVCoqE97Aa2VVvPlAD8H9sol3g8z2RRuYcrq2Viy5_NiLXJnBNWM6bp1M95b4cSgpUxg5P_MCy3omfIFv9tE390PXV3eMPmEZ7AT4-7UTdWNceDWyqcRdvxDnIqAbFqqdXsdbUvqtmI/w300-h400/IMG_6594.jpeg)
And I even have somewhere to hang my keys.
This post was originally published on my blog, Garak's Apprentice . I currently syndicate my content at Micro.blog, Tumblr, and Ko-Fi.